Quotes

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. ~Mitch Kapor

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.  ~Author Unknown

Treat your password like your toothbrush.  Don’t let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.  ~Clifford Stoll

User, n.  The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.”  ~Dave Barry

The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, “people without lives. ~Dave Barry

Technically, Windows is an “operating system,” which means that it supplies your computer with the basic commands that it needs to suddenly, with no warning whatsoever, stop operating. ~Dave Barry